Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Two Glib & Fatuous Sayings I Do Not Need To Hear or Read

Two glib and fatuous things NOT to say to me (now or ever):

"Nothing tastes as good as THIN FEELS?" Well, ya wanna know what? Nothing tastes as good as a rib eye, roasted to perfection, served with its own juices.

“Pre-op you were living to eat, and now you’re EATING TO LIVE.” This, too is bullshit, because slurping down one ounce at a time (every other hour) is neither eating, nor is it living.

Pls. STFU, then FOADIAF. Oktxbai.

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