No.
I'm not going for Easter. Sticking to my guns vis-a-vis no more big holiday family parties. Tho to be honest, in May there's no doubt going to be a Mother's Day "thing" possibly at my sister's house (again). So really, what am I missing out on? Oh yes, to do what sis wants me to do when and how she wants me to do it.
Mother's Day. Memorial Day. Fourth of July. Labor Day. Columbus Day. Halloween. Then "the holiday season." So... Yes. No. No. HELL NO. No. No. Will be in Panama. And "perhaps."
Been married ten-going-on-eleven years. She's been to my home precisely twice. So, uh. No.
In an oddball turn of events, I haven't responded to the voice mail immediately. No interest in it really.
I mean, fuck. 2.5 hour drive on a holiday weekend, starchy food I can't really eat, and I have to jam ear plugs in my ears just to get thru the "party?" only to drive 2.5 hours back home, and risk being killed by some nut changing lanes Helen Keller style at break neck speed? ALONE? Not my idea of a good time.
If I go she bitches about me, if I don't go she bitches about me. ::Shrugs:: I'd rather stay home, stay in my pajamas, eat some pork, GET PORKED, and have a lovely low key day, rather than fuck up yet another Sunday-leading-into-Monday, my least favorite day of the week.
Oh, PS? I'm still flowing. WTFF?
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